SHHANE DAWSON'S

FUN FACTS!

      First of all, the reason why this is the title is because in these chapters, Shane only put information of where he worked, what dreams he had, what friends he had, and how Youtube became his all-time job! These chapters were really interesting and fun to read! And as always, he made it funny. Oh yeah, and nothing sad (YAY!). One of these five chapters are really interesting and probably one of my favorites in the book! It is all about Astral Projection! This is a really interesting topic because it has a lot to do with dreaming and what the body can do when someone is asleep! Now first, you might be thinking: "this has nothing to do with Shane! Well, it does. You see, Shane (according to his book) has went through Astral Projection in his sleep when he was younger. What is Astral Projection? It is when you are sleeping, and your conscious mind (or soul) leaves your body and you enter the spirit realm! It may seem weird to you, but I think its true and very interesting! Now, back to Shane. He had many events where Astral Projection happened. His first time was when he moved to a new apartment. He was taking a nap and suddenly, he saw his own body while levitating up to the ceiling! This is very common (I researched). After he levitated to the ceiling, he decided to go to out of his apartment and go check out what's outside. He saw a man walking his dog and a women parking a car. While this was occurring to Shane, he thought it was a dream. But the next day, he saw the same man and the same women! Since he had just moved, Shane had never met them or seen them! He was freaked out! The second was his last because it got creepy. The day after the his first Astral Projection, he researched and it said Astral Projection was dangerous. Why? Because when you "leave your body" your letting other spirits or even DEMONS to freely get in. This is very dangerous! When shane went to sleep, the same thing happened to him. He just saw his body levitating! Suddenly, he sees a black shadow with red eyes and with the figure of an animal. He knew it was a demon, so he rapidly went back to his body and stepped foot out of it again! In another chapter, Shane talks about his "girl (space) friends". What does girl (space) friends mean? It means you have a friend that is a girl and nothing else! Shane had many of those, and in this chapter, he talks about ever single one of them he had. In his school, he wasn't that popular because he wasn't "manly" or fit, he was just overweight and had a really girly voice and personality! So he usually spent time with girls because that made him feel better! In one of the chapters, Shane tells about his strange addictions! Not drugs, alcohol, or his cellphone, but Splenda®! OMG! Even though it sounds like a joke, it isn't. He really was addicted to Splenda! And it was up to the point where he has had to go to the hospital! as you can see, these chapters were not really THAT sad or important, it was just interesting things about his life!


QUOTES

1.) " I can't stand judgmental people. The second somebody lifts their eyebrow at a situation I cut them out of my life. I like to live in a world where people can be whoever the heck they want and say whatever the heck they want to say.
-  pg. 172, I Hate My Selfie
-  I really found this quote interesting because I feel the same way! I really dislike people who judge because of they are different. I also want to live in a world where people can freely do things and not care what other people will judge about them! Many people can't live without doing that!

2.) "Our breakup broke the record for the most mutual parting of ways in history. Here’s the text-message conversation: Me: Hey . . . should we break up? Canadian: Ya probably. Me: Ok. Canadian: Did you watch Hoarders last night? Me: Ya! I can’t believe that woman ate her dead dog thinking it was jerky. Canadian: I know! Crazy! Me: Well . . . goodbye I guess. Canadian: Do we have to unfollow each other on Twitter? I’d rather still follow you. You have funny tweets. Me: No way. I never unfollow anyone. That’s so tacky. Canadian: Agreed."

- pg. 190, I Hate Myselfie
- This quote is very funny! It really is creative and it shows how Shane and his ex don't really care about the breakup. It reminds me of a friend-zone. Iv'e researched, and i found out that the both are still friends and still hang out!


CONCLUSION

       These chapters were really funny and filled with extra information about Shane's life. I am really liking this book and I hope it just gets better and better! The topics in these chapters were really interesting especially the one about Astral Projection! Again, Shane Dawson  is my favorite person in the world and I am very happy to be reading his book! I can't really predict anything because (like I said) this book doesn't go in order. Until next time! Byeeeeee!